Santa Claus and the great north pole melt of 2008: Don’t cry for me, Argentina!

Like many of you on Xmas eve, we at the ALLDERBLOB are huddled around our teevees holding out for a bit of warmth. It’s hard to come by these days. Luckily, with climate change and all that, we’re expecting big changes in the home heating department.

Santa Claus is apparently going to have some home heating issues of his own, a lot sooner than anyone predicted!

Speaking of jolly old St. Nick, wasn’t that a nice present he handed over to the outgoing U.S. president the other day? After the waterboarding and all, he seemed ready to give George just about anything he could’ve asked for–but this was better than any climate change expert had predicted. Even Dick Cheney, the most knowledgeable climate change expert of any.

Oh wait, that’s not Santa Claus. That’s Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Oops. My bad.

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